*Intercom* You piece of shit! all I asked you to do is keep the reactor steady for 1 whole minute and you cant even do that! When this is over i'm gonna make you scrub the ship with nothing but a tooth brush!
Ass hole... he thinks he's the captain of this ship and he has control over Everything! If he can why does he take me to watch this engine!.... One day ill tell you one day when i get out of this .... this gloomy engine room! I'll blast the shit out of him! And ill knock first to say, 'Eat this Bitch!' before blasting him to kingdom come!
Ermmmm whats happening to my hands?
Its glowing! .... Oh noes... the shields are down.....
Help! Captain im being beamed by the enemy ship!....
*intercom* Toddie! Get the Reactor to full power! I need the Power for the blasters! Theres someone being beamed off... Im gonna blast that ship! ....-but sir! The person being beamed may get killed!
*intercom* Who cares! it Aint me! Blasting in 3 ....2 ....1..... Bwahahahahhaha!
-***** The engine room humms in the back ground ******-
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Friday, August 31, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Toddie: To surf or not to surf?
Despite the fact that out side is space and i'm trapped in this tin can, in the engine room with no window but my screen lighting up... showing all those figures and numbers about engine status and what not...... i got this huge urge to turn on the "Great Galactic Genome".... the G3.... our only source to gain info about every thing in our Galaxy!
I was wondering if its a good idea to surf the G3... considering theres a battle going on out there ... and i need to keep an eye on the engine... maybe theres some cool gadgets that just came out... a new Turbo saloon to do my hair would be nice... the last one i got only lasted a few nano seconds after doing my hair in space just before the graduation ... and boy did i spent a lot on that one.
But then gain .... its not like any thing is gonna happen if i ... say..... surf a bit.
Oh hell i'm bored.... ok lets see wheres the icon... okay ... inserting address....
Oh Hell! Can't connect to server! .... whats that ... your connection is being block by a firewall... please lower your shileds to allow transfer of data to servers....
Okay.... turning shields down.....
Okay that should do it....
*A big blast hits the room*
*intercom* Engine room Status report!
Urm..... was that the shields for the transfer or was that the ships shields?!!!
erm we took a hit sir! engine is failing and we are going at 98% as we speak sir!
I urm ... don't know what hit us sir... one second it was at 110% now its at 98%....
*intercom* Dammit! we are screwed!
gee .... for once your right sir!
Owh shit..... guest we wont make it out this Battle alive......
I was wondering if its a good idea to surf the G3... considering theres a battle going on out there ... and i need to keep an eye on the engine... maybe theres some cool gadgets that just came out... a new Turbo saloon to do my hair would be nice... the last one i got only lasted a few nano seconds after doing my hair in space just before the graduation ... and boy did i spent a lot on that one.
But then gain .... its not like any thing is gonna happen if i ... say..... surf a bit.
Oh hell i'm bored.... ok lets see wheres the icon... okay ... inserting address....
Oh Hell! Can't connect to server! .... whats that ... your connection is being block by a firewall... please lower your shileds to allow transfer of data to servers....
Okay.... turning shields down.....
Okay that should do it....
*A big blast hits the room*
*intercom* Engine room Status report!
Urm..... was that the shields for the transfer or was that the ships shields?!!!
erm we took a hit sir! engine is failing and we are going at 98% as we speak sir!
I urm ... don't know what hit us sir... one second it was at 110% now its at 98%....
*intercom* Dammit! we are screwed!
gee .... for once your right sir!
Owh shit..... guest we wont make it out this Battle alive......
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Toddie : Battle at Zone Beta 56
Argh why the heck did i signed up for this job in the first place? I should be up there in the cannons! not here in the engine room fixing this double by pass tri-linear hyper drive reactor! This piece of junk is so old, i think earth was still using fossil fuels by that time!
*intercom*Engine room status report!
I pressed the button on the intercom. "Its going at 110% as you requested sir, but it won't hold for shields, so blast those interceptors quick!"
*intercom*Don't tell me how to shoot my cannons! Just hold it so we can hopefully get out of this mess.
Some times I wish the enemy could blast the captain and then ill be in control of the ship!
Oh well this engine will hold as long as its in the yellow zone. This battle has been on for quite some time now. I wonder how many interceptors have been blasted by our cannons...
*the ship rumbles and grumbles*
hmm the engines doing fine....
Why the heck am i down here.... the actions are all up there! Im gonna request for a transfer as soon as we get back to our solar system. With any luck it would be by the end of the week. but till then I guess its this room and me.
It would be a miracle if we get out of this mess....
* looks up *
Oh boy... why am i here.....
*intercom*Engine room status report!
I pressed the button on the intercom. "Its going at 110% as you requested sir, but it won't hold for shields, so blast those interceptors quick!"
*intercom*Don't tell me how to shoot my cannons! Just hold it so we can hopefully get out of this mess.
Some times I wish the enemy could blast the captain and then ill be in control of the ship!
Oh well this engine will hold as long as its in the yellow zone. This battle has been on for quite some time now. I wonder how many interceptors have been blasted by our cannons...
*the ship rumbles and grumbles*
hmm the engines doing fine....
Why the heck am i down here.... the actions are all up there! Im gonna request for a transfer as soon as we get back to our solar system. With any luck it would be by the end of the week. but till then I guess its this room and me.
It would be a miracle if we get out of this mess....
* looks up *
Oh boy... why am i here.....
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